why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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