so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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