Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
