absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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