I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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