i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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