Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
So. Much. Porn.
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