try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
He has the fingertips of a God
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