So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I think people are normalizing furries
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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