i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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