i barfeds in our rink
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
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Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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