well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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