you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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