I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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