I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
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Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
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Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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