Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
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My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
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Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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