I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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