Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
So much rum. So many feels.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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