Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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