I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
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on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
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You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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