My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
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I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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