There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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