question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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