that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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