I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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