rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I see more hoeing in ur future
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