An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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