I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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