I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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