I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
worst night to have a conscience
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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