there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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