Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
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Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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