end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
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He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
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Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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