Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
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Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
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Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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