I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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