I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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