i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
