Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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