i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
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Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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