We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Randomize
