super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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