thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
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He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
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We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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