You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Randomize
