direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
only you would photoshop your dick
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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