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5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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