I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
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Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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