wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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