Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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