roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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