We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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