new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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