what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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