she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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