Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
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My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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