come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
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You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
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He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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