new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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