i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
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